Joel Elvin

An fat Asian gay guy who's into bum fun but can't do it due to his penis being the size of a cocktail sausage.

Gay guy: omg Joel Elvin gave me anal but I couldnt feel anything cause his penis is so small

Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself

Gay guy: hahahahahahaha

by ecnerwal siwel November 1, 2012

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Double Edging

This is when you are edging while masturbating and simultaneously "prairie dogging" until you release both in an explosion of ecstasy.

So I was holding my shit in while I was jerking off and started to double edging.

by Uncle Strangeman June 13, 2018

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Edinburgh

Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland and the HIV capital of Europe; the former owing to the fact that the populace is made up of whores, poofs and junkies. Almost all of Edinburgh's residents (Edinbuggers) have a massive chip on their shoulder. There are many different reasons for this, foremost are; having fuck all of note in their city apart from a castle, a distinct lack of decent bars/clubs/atmosphere, two pish 'football' teams and the fact that they are all whores poofs and junkies. In spite of all this they still have the temerity to be a bunch of ignorant, rude, stuck up cunts. If you see a tram in Edinburgh you might want to check that you are not actually in Blackpool, as the silly bastards have been trying, and failing, to build a tram system since about the same time they threw the castle up. The best thing about Edinburgh is the motorway to Glasgow. Glasgow being Edinburghs more vibrant, cosmopolitan, cultural, stylish, laid back, humourous and funloving neighbour.

Glaswegian 1 : "Fancy going through to Edinburgh for a night out ?"

Glaswegian 2 : "Fuck that mate, that place is a massive fucking fun sponge and everyone looks at you like you've just pissed on their chips"

Glaswegian 3 : "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather go to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties"

Glaswegian 2 : "True that man...true that"

by El Capitaino July 12, 2011

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Edina

A suburb of Minneapolis in which every white, suv-driving, soccer-mom smokes crack, all churches are cults, and police get wasted and party with middle school students. I should know; I live there.

Every Day I Need (Meth)Amphetamines.

Edina, Edina, Go Edina!

by Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? December 25, 2005

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ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

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