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ERVINISM 

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.
"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism
ERVINISM by ervin April 25, 2008
Words you can keep
A saying that will make no sense and may seem like it will come from someone with little to no knowledge, even though the sayer of the phrase is very intellegent. This can happen anywhere at anytime of day, you just need to pay attention and listen for them. Usually once the phrase is said everyone around that heard it will stop with their jaw dropped and be like "Did you really just say that!?" Alot of laughing occurs after this.
Erin - "Does the cheese have cheese?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!

Joe D - "Hey can you get me an iced tea?"
Erin - "Do they want ice in it?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
Erinism by Fernandez May 4, 2006
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A saying that will make no sense and may seem like it will come from someone with little to no knowledge, even though the sayer of the phrase is very intellegent. This can happen anywhere at anytime of day, you just need to pay attention and listen for them. Usually once the phrase is said everyone around that heard it will stop with their jaw dropped and be like "Did you really just say that!?" Alot of laughing occurs after this.
Erin - "Does the cheese have cheese?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!

Joe D - "Hey can you get me an iced tea?"
Erin - "Do they want ice in it?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
erinism by Fernandez July 29, 2008
When Erin is moody at work it is referred to as Erinisms
"Erin stop with your Erinisms"
ERINISM by Hvb91 June 13, 2018
Erinism is the official name of the religion of Erin. Erin is our lord and saviour, our God who walks the earth. She is an immortal being who loves us all.

Erinism is the ultimate religion.
person1: do you believe in god?

person2: i do, shes amazing

person1: she??

person2: Erin is the all mighty God worshipped by followers of Erinism.
Erinism by __juup July 9, 2021
When someone deceptively recalls being assertive and expressing their feelings, usually those of irritation and disapproval, about a time they were irked. However, this person is a Beta and did not express those feelings when that situation happened; They only told the story as if they actually provided an Alpha response, when they actually just complied.
Her story was laden with Erinisms, as she tried to make us think she stood her ground.

I recount my arguments with my parents using Erinisms, giving my listeners a taste of the fictional boisterous persona, underneath my Beta self, that expressed my true irritation.
Erinism by SD_1985 August 19, 2022

ervinisation

A: should we ervinise and undergo ervinisation?
B: yes!
C: yes!
D: yes!
E: yes!
F: yes!
ervinisation by justx November 29, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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