When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correctinformation. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.
"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism
A saying that will make no sense and may seem like it will come from someone with little to no knowledge, even though the sayer of the phrase is very intellegent. This can happen anywhere at anytime of day, you just need to pay attention and listen for them. Usually once the phrase is said everyone around that heard it will stop with their jaw dropped and be like "Did you really just say that!?" Alot of laughing occurs after this.
Erin - "Does the cheese have cheese?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
Joe D - "Hey can you get me an iced tea?"
Erin - "Do they want ice in it?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
A saying that will make no sense and may seem like it will come from someone with little to no knowledge, even though the sayer of the phrase is very intellegent. This can happen anywhere at anytime of day, you just need to pay attention and listen for them. Usually once the phrase is said everyone around that heard it will stop with their jaw dropped and be like "Did you really just say that!?" Alot of laughing occurs after this.
Erin - "Does the cheese have cheese?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
Joe D - "Hey can you get me an iced tea?"
Erin - "Do they want ice in it?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!
Erinism is the official name of the religion of Erin. Erin is our lord and saviour, our God who walks the earth. She is an immortal being who loves us all.
When someone deceptively recalls being assertive and expressing their feelings, usually those of irritation and disapproval, about a time they were irked. However, this person is a Beta and did not express those feelings when that situation happened; They only told the story as if they actually provided an Alpha response, when they actually just complied.
Her story was laden with Erinisms, as she tried to make us think she stood her ground.
I recount my arguments with my parents using Erinisms, giving my listeners a taste of the fictional boisterous persona, underneath my Beta self, that expressed my true irritation.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).