by toic June 20, 2009
Get the brown eyed susanmug. A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
by GRYMES October 16, 2009
Get the cross eyed pandamug. 
1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act
2.reference to a sexual act
by TheGuy March 9, 2003
Get the brown eyed winksmug. by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006
Get the one eyed weaselmug. a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.
yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe
by busterboner May 26, 2010
Get the blue-eyed devilmug. On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.
Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.
by kittybitme July 29, 2009
Get the pied eyed clownmug.