Fred Dursting

When you have to poop really bad, and 2 step like Fred Durst, in any performance of Limp Bizkit's famous song "Nookie."

Equivalent to the pee pee dance.

"Hurry up Joey! I need to shit! I'm out here Fred Dursting!"

by Wizardinthemountain April 20, 2025

Alabama drumstick

It is when a mother sucks the nuts off her son

Johnny's mom did an Alabama drumstick on him last night

by johnnyfarfight October 12, 2025

Good on the drums

Some one if the homosexual persuasion, e.g a gay or lesbian.

A phrase to be used when subtly describing someone who you think to be gay.

'Hey, do you recon Sam is good on the drums?'

'Yeah, I think he could tap out a beat' ;)

by Verity14 October 24, 2014

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

Back of the steel drums

Anal, especially in a band room or with instruments

"Bro, Sharon let me in the back of the steel drums last night!"

by Federal Felicia June 2, 2018

Guy Who Plays Drumset

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.

That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

by Fujiwara no-Sai May 3, 2019

Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")

Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 23, 2019