A Big Decision

When the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.

When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.

by Weetness February 5, 2010

deisel

1)-to do with extreme amazingness or craziness
-to do in any positive connotation

2)-to beat up or harm

1)Mike deiseled the shit out of that pie.
2)I'm gonna straight up deisel you if you dont put down my computer.

by southeastrussia March 27, 2007

deli worker

a fag>homosexual>-meat beater

what a fag!, fucking deli worker

by alex March 25, 2004

executive decision

When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.

So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.

by bound4gr8nes07 November 1, 2007

Delish

Used by gay men, and faggots, also used by homosexual old men, and men with pussys.

Dude 1: Dude this celery is delish
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up you flaming homo faggot.
Dude 1: How am I a faggot?
Dude 2: Dude only gay men say that word
Dude 1: Dude, I thought you are gay?
Dude 2: What the fuck! FAG ALERT
Dude 1: I mean im openly gay, and you agreed to come to this lunch with me.
Dude 2: Fuck... I guess I am gay

by wordhomie May 17, 2011

deisel

A male dropping their draws and knocking the nutsack from one side to the other in a swaying motion.

He shot us a deisel. Similar to shining a moon, except drawers are lower and includes swinging motion to knock balls against legs.

by Highjack January 18, 2008

delishit

An adjective or noun used to describe something that you would normally be embarrassed to enjoy or approve of; a guilty pleasure.

Listening to those crappy yet oh-so-catchy Kidz Bop remixes of popular songs is pure delishit!

by teenagemutantninjascrotum June 24, 2011