by Veegee January 21, 2003
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wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
by mike March 19, 2004
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The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
by Brocuzz July 8, 2011
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Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan
by kittentits15 February 24, 2008
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by hey u know me? July 15, 2010
Get the tiny dancer mug.Also known as dry-humping. When people get really freaky on the dance floor with wandering hands and grinding hips, much to the disgust of those around them.
by monanh June 5, 2005
Get the Dancerbating mug.She is a female who often changes her haircolor, she has big green eyes, she's very artistic, she has many friends and is loved by all. Often, many envy her, mostly the whale type females. She is average height, has a gorgeous face, an amazing smile. But she always seem to look sad. She makes a lot of mistakes, but she meens no harm. She has a way of whipping the boys, they do almost everything she asks. She's incredible, independent, and unique.
by KillaFilla February 20, 2011
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