Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Dressing like a chollo

When one wears genrally gangster clothes that cost an inexpensive amount. Refers to the racial term

'chollo' which is a Mexican.

"Damn Juan! Dressing like a chollo tonight?!"

by eheirty47474 January 26, 2012

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011

Dress like a bum day

On October 16 everyone must wear a hoodie & joggers with slides. If you do not participate on this day, a bum will flick your lip with his dirty hands.

"Why you dressed like a bum?" "It's dress like a bum day!"

by travisscoot October 15, 2020

dressed up like nebraska

To wear clothes resembling a nebraska farm boy.
Western or flannel shirt,wrangler jeans ,boots
and a belt.

Whats up with Richard, coming to this party all dressed up like Nebraska!

by Ra-mon November 25, 2006

strawberry picking in a white dress

When a girl visibly stains her clothes with menstrual fluid she is said to have been:
'strawberry picking in a white dress'

1- Where's Sarah?

2- She went strawberry picking in a white dress... if you know what I mean.

3- Oh! Poor girl!

by OHJEAH February 5, 2012