Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, sassiest, creepiest and most well known for making jokes about carrots.

Do not mess with a directioner because they can and will find your address so beware. Directioners are not just fans of one direction they tend to like people like 5 seconds of summer and um well not very many other people . Directioners are the strongest fandom even after years of no new music or new content!

Normal person: sees a spoon and does nothing

Directioner: AHH ITS A SPOON LIAM IS AFRAID OF SPOONS!!

by Crazydirectioner28 August 16, 2018

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

Directa

So , directa means when you have beef with someone and you punch him in the face .
This word was made famous by a Romanian Rapper (Deth Cabbo and Oltean)

I directa him in the face.

by MareBulangiuPăZonă January 2, 2021

Directioners

Strongest, craziest fan base out there ever to exist. Adoring 4 british boys and 1 ireland lad. Most of them depressed waiting for the 18 month=5 year break to end.

Did you see the directioners clowning over proofs that One Direction will get back together this year.

by melssstylinson February 21, 2021

Directioner

A directioner is somebody who's absolutely insane and crazy in love One Direction

Jayna is 100% a directioner

by One direction.. July 23, 2021