Surgeon's Delight

The act of cutting someone open, removing the spleen, ejaculating into said spleen before pissing inside ribcage before reattaching the cum filled spleen.

Surgeon: I just gave my patient a Surgeon's delight!

Patient: Doctor what the fuck?

by Poopoobutt4532 July 19, 2025

banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.

Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”

by Doublecolany January 23, 2025

Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"

Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god

by Jingle823 November 30, 2020

Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024

Denim Delight

rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.

I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"

by The Wisconsin Idealist March 21, 2011

Charleston Delight

When two West Virginia lesbian couples meet for dinner, swap partners, and leave the party with faces resembling glazed donuts.

Tabitha and Lisa had their new lesbian co-workers over for a Charleston Delight last evening. Tabitha's face looked like a glazed Crispy Creme when the girls left.

by You don't know Pooty Tang March 1, 2023

Popeye’s delight

someone drinks a gallon of olive oil and eats a can of spinach (IN THAT ORDER), throws it up into a tin can, seals said can, inserts can in rectum crushes can like popeye shooting the contents all over target. Who proceeds to eat it up.

What did you do after work yesterday? Oh I had a Popeye’s delight.
What do you get when you go grocery shopping?
I get a lot of heroin spinach and olive oil

by Poppa shanks July 31, 2019