Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Cap'n Crunch Hole

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.

Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.

by Seabald September 13, 2016

when twist comes to crunch

(figuratively, idiomatic) When the pressure is on; when the situation is critical or urgent; when the time has come for action, even if it is difficult.

He is not a particularly talented builder, but 'when twist comes to crunch', he can usually get the job done

by Pyro Pig December 5, 2022

Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break

“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”

by Jyfsdbpa July 16, 2023

Canchero

Spanish word meaning know-it-all or showoff.
Someone who thinks they're great.

-mi amigo es muy canchero
(my friend is a big showoff)

by Argentino May 17, 2007

Cench

(commonly pronounced as sench but best when emphasis is put on the "en" cENch) Def-A state of being drunk and high, when the room starts spinning and you become a human 'centrifuge', in short cench. It can be used as a verb as cench or cenching; an adjective describing a person as cench; a noun describing the materials that will get you cench; Cench can also describe people who often get to this state with the title of 'brother/sister of the cench'. When out with others and the entire group is indulging in cench materials it is customary for the first person who believes that they have reached this state to loudly announce just the single word of "CENCH!!"

I've got plenty of cench for tonight you should come over.

Hey man last night was crazy, dude you were cench out of your mind.

Brothers of the cench would you like to cench tonight? Cench???

by Cenchbrothers195 September 30, 2011

penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006