I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!

by Ainrana December 19, 2011

Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.

"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"

by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008

crump

Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.

I'm going to crump. I just crumped.

by Heals October 2, 2007

Crumpet

1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts

1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet

by GashPash February 9, 2010

Crumpin

To hate upon

Don't be a crumper

Don't hate on somebody because of your jealousy
Yo, don't be crumping.

Why you crumping on me.

Don't crump me cuz you aint me.

by koomerang December 10, 2012

crumpet

A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.

I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!

by Niggslayer November 9, 2004