crappiest

as in the poopiest

When I hanged up my dead wife in my closet, the expression on her face was the crappiest I had ever seen in my life.

by Susy Truong November 5, 2003

crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

by Dmur February 15, 2008

crappetite

The measure of one's ability and desire, given the circumstances, to move a bowel.

After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.

by Joe Loring December 24, 2007

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010

crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

by RAB June 7, 2004