closet psycho

when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.

Adam: I thought Sam was a cool person until I moved in with her and turns out she's a major closet psycho

by You_know_whatsup December 4, 2014

closet

1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.

1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!

by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006

closet slut

A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....

Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"

by __SMOKE__ July 20, 2008

closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.

by jsd9632 January 9, 2012

clean out one's closet

(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").

"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

closet stoner

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.

i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.

by uly October 15, 2008