leon coltheart

Leon Coltheart is a cute guy with a cock as big as his heart he should be a pornstar and he should own a ford courier hurricane with i white tailgate .

oh leon coltheart fuck me i want to call you daddy

oh leon take me into your fake taxi 😉

by his faveroute future wife January 28, 2019

post-coital melancholy

What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.

All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!

by QuacksO April 21, 2019

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020

Max coath

We stan max coaths, all max coaths are amazing and handsome beyond words. They are absolute icons and deserve the whole world

Friend one:have you met the new guy?
Friend two: max coath? Yeah he is an epic pog champ

by Oikawasflatasscheeks January 14, 2021

Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex

After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus

by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021

Crunchyroll & Coitus

The rare occurrence of a weeb inviting another person--most often another insecure weeb--over to watch anime and have sex. Typical post-sex pillowtalk may include favorite OP and ED songs, or favorite power from MHA. Bottles of Ramune may be ingested to "reprenish riquido."

Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution.

This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.

"Hai, Alice-chan. Do you want to come over for some Crunchyroll & Coitus tonight, dattebayo?"

"Alice-chan came over last night. We made some Nongshim ramen topped with tamago and then proceeded to Crunchyroll & Coitus. Her oppai are so sugoi!"

Template for further success with waifus and husbandos:
"name of popular anime this season and sexual innuendo that either has the same first letter or rhymes with said anime"

Examples:
RE:Zero and Rimjobs
Fire Force and Fuck
Persona 5 and Piledrive
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Time to Have A Rectal Prolapse as I Climax

by lightrebellion August 15, 2021