canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

vaginta claus

Someone who buys a prostitute for their friends as a gift for Christmas.

Johnny was a real vaginta claus this year. He got six hookers for Freddy for Christmas!

by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Hailey Clauson

One of the hottest models ever

Dude 1: Who's that hot chick in wild n out?

Dude 2: That's hailey clauson

by Futurenese October 14, 2016

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

Santa Claus

A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.

Santa Claus is not real people.

by Lilfam October 3, 2018

Green Clause

When you announce that you have a thought but refuse to share it, if someone says "green clause" you have to

"Oh man I totally just had a weird thought"
"Green clause, dude, now you gotta tell me what it was"

by Mouse1016 November 30, 2018