chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Chocolate Treat

When you stick a chocolate snack in an asshole, then eat it aftarwards.

I had a very nice Chocolate Treat from my girlfriend last night

by Bigbootybitch87 April 24, 2011

Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.

"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "

by Ghost84 August 7, 2013

chocolate trombone

Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.

Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.

by deviant irishman April 26, 2014

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

Chocolate Liar

The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.

Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.

by AdamJak December 9, 2014

Chocolate Arm

When you shove ones arm up ones anus
And it leave a bit of fecies on the arm

"hmmm it appears that that, in fact, you have given me a chocolate arm"

by The charming text March 10, 2015