choda

When the President of Mexico humps the first lady until she bleeds from her ears.

"President Fox likes to choda Laura Bush."

by Mr_Smooth September 3, 2003

Choda

Literally: penis

Figuratively: a dick

"I have a huge Choda"

"Scott does not. He's such a Choda"

by Goober McGylish September 20, 2005

choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

by Spaba-Monkey April 12, 2003

choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

Choata

This skin between your anus and scrotum/vagina. Also known as a taint.

If I wipe from back to front, I get a little chocolate on my choata.

by AJ March 8, 2004

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004