Cotton Candy

(KAW-TEHN KAN-DEE)

1) Spun sugar that results in a whispy confectionery, typically merchandised in a see-thru plastic bag, or on a paper cone.

2) When a man or woman's pubic hair has a sweet taste and aroma from their body soap.

Clown: "Would you like a taste of COTTON CANDY from my bag, little boy?"

Dad: "Hey, fuck you faggot, get your sick sugar-dick outta here."
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Tim: "I muff-dived into Sheila's pussy last night and munched on that shit like it was COTTON CANDY."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Cotton Hill

Hank Hill's father, a bitter old man who blames everybody but himsef for his problem.

Cotton Hill: Where's my bacon? I hate sausage!
Hank Hill: Dad...
(Cotton goes nutty)
Hank Hill: Stop it, You're acting like a jackass.
Cotton Hill: (whining) But I want bacon!

by TravisRashawn October 7, 2006

in high cotton

To have a lot of money. Prominently featured in the country-western song "High Cotton" by Alabama

When we were kids, we thought we were in high cotton if we had a dollar.

by LB March 31, 2004

cotton picker

A dirty NIGGER! becuase they used to pick cotton

That cotton picker stole my bike!

by JOE HOMIE May 18, 2006

Catten

When you cat is no longer a kitten it’s a catten.

I love my cute lil’ catten. She’s almost 3 now!

by Ireallylikeguineapigs January 12, 2018

Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins

A bafoon; someone who makes a simple mistake or falls for a childish gesture. A fool of sorts.

"Im such a cottonheaded Ninnymuggins for not realizing that!"

by TheWillBird September 3, 2018

cattoo

A tattoo of a cat anywhere on your body.

Check out that black cattoo on that girl's back!

by Courtney77 April 20, 2006