Definitions by Ireallylikeguineapigs

die in a pit of fire

Something you say to people, or electronics, that are being uncooperative.

“DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT PHONE!!” *smashes phone against wall*

When you cat is no longer a kitten it’s a catten.

I love my cute lil’ catten. She’s almost 3 now!