Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

catch out

a catch out is a situation when someone surprises you doing a dodgy thing , or when someone proves you wrong

they saw you with that rotter.. what a catch out !

by FERNAN May 13, 2008

Tarzan Catches Jane

is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.

Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?

Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.

Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!

by Jade22SV January 21, 2011

Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

by Josh21 March 28, 2008

catch a pipe

when a dude throws his dick at a bitch

Hey bitch tryna catch a pipe?

by litluke420 February 15, 2018

Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!

wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen

by marchantman April 24, 2009

Apple-Catchers

Apple-Catchers - Big granny pants you can catch apples with

Hey, go get me your Apple-Catchers.

by zak fire 14 May 1, 2010