Carterville Illinois 

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.

You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.

Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 March 12, 2017

Carter Grady 

Carter F. Grady is an American rapper, actor, hustler, and pimp. He made his first appearance in the American public with his 2009 hit single "Scissor Dance."

His dance, the "scissor dance" is a dance also known as "scissor walking" or "scissor walk-dancing".
Carter has an upcoming mixtape coming in Spring of 2010 entitled "Carter Effed", which comprises of a mix of gangster rap and a mix of R&B beats, comparable to those of Kanye West.

Carter Grady has the potential to become one of today's greatest celebrities and is seen in many tabloids already at the young age of 18. Look for Carter to make a lot of headlines in the first quarter of 2010.

Who sings "Scissor Dance"?
Carter Grady, man. He's the craziest dude alive.

Carter Grady by tullyducks09 October 28, 2009

Carter ❤️ 

Carter is the sweetest and kindest person that you will ever meet. He will always have your back. He is always there when you need a shoulder to lean on. He is very popular but doesn’t like most people. But after all that we all still love him.

That’s definitely a Carter ❤️

Carter ❤️ by Chelsea is da bomb April 25, 2019

Jay Cartwright 

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight

When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright

Jay Cartwright by Chat shit November 4, 2018

Playboi Carti 

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dongafukranoh
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dongosemehuh
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dongotaliuh
ralaracouh
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likewohvega
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domnlihtinty
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Playboi Carti's parents are still waiting for his first words

Playboi Carti by Jetski2839283432 July 12, 2021

cartman 

Everything that is racist, ignorant, and just plain wrong in the world condensed down into a fat, hilarious nine year old cartoon character.

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?

cartman by Andrew M B May 4, 2006

cartoshka 

1. Potato in Russian
2.A gluttonous and slothful person

Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka

cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009