Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

by Relleron October 2, 2014

cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"

by testicle crusher April 13, 2014

Cock Cringe

When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.

Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Carniggerous

1) of or pertaining to the bloodlust of niggers
2) "carnivorous" applied to a nigger (that is, he wants to hunt yo' ass)

1) "Dayum, I want me some cracka ass so bad, I be carniggerous!"
2) "That mufuckin' pig gon' get carniggerized!"
3) Sir Thomas Haversham-Cockshafter to Sir Johnathan Cabbage-ass: "My lord, I have news of a new word--'carniggerous'!"

by Greg November 30, 2003

Caking

to talk for long hours on the phone with your honey, lover, or to talk on the phone with the person you will eventually have sex with

Man 1: G,I was caking on the phone last nite with Tasha.
Man 2: Man dawg, do she really believe the b.s. you tell her?
Man 1: Naw...She know good and well that I only wanna smudge her.

by Resse November 1, 2005

Cringe

When you walk in on your mother and balding 50- year old history teacher doing the nasty.

I want to put drain cleaner in my eyes- that was some cringe

by WHAT'SGOODY May 21, 2018

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid

These are the types of retards usually 12-14 who think they are cool for being "trendy" and following/copying everything they see on tik tok in a desperate attempt to fit into society. These kids are comparable to zombies who are in denial and have no self-control in life. Lifeless husks are being controlled mostly by liberal media who offer little to no free speech in order to bend these poor children to their wills. The kids in this category don't realize this and are practically brainwashed into believing everything that they see and hear on these platforms is the truth and will do anything to defend their actions against free thinkers who oppose their retarded ideals. They are mostly attention seekers who wish to spread their foolish ideals onto anyone they feast their eyes on. Every one of them has some sort of simping tendency but usually too pussy to go on a real date and instead online date someone that lives 5000 miles away in some unknown third world country. In conclusion, these Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kids are just minions who cannot think for themselves and become followers instead of leaders in life.

P.S Their favorite music is rap and its nearly impossible to convince them otherwise. (this is most likely because it has a lot of gibberish words that go into their heads and brainwash them even further than they already are. Its kind of like nicotine for these types of kids)

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid: Stop trying to be different than everyone else.

Human With An Actual Brain: "Wall Gif"

by Savage123274726 December 5, 2021