Cumtard

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

by 50gray March 26, 2015

custardo

wit, intellect, brilliant

Dude you are soooooooooo custardo

by lisa haigh April 23, 2006

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007

cusstard

A person who overly uses cuss words in daily life, usually to become popular or just to piss people off.

Kaleb is such a cusstard.

by Nintendoid24 August 3, 2007

Curtard

Someone who's name is Curtis and is also a retard in many ways.

"God dammit Curtis, you're such a curtard!"

by TheCurtard3000 January 16, 2014

cuntard

(noun) A female, who like her male counterpart known as the munt, acts irresponsible and reckless in her behavior where social graces, common etiquette, and/or her general disregard for fellow humans is concerned.

Her friend treated her like a real cuntard when she learned she bought the same dress for the dance.

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015