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bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 8, 2008
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benchill

the ghetto of the shawes
man i got shot last week in benchill man
by danny from da shawes January 15, 2006
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Beecher City

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Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
by Atrumia March 11, 2009
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Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.
Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.
by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010
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Beeech

Beeech is a word with multiple definitions.
It can be used to greet good friends or family.
To be shouted out a car window at by standers or a friend.
It's a word used by mostly Juggalos in the Juggalo clique around the north side of Spokane, Wa.
Paul: "Hey whuddup, BEEECH!"
Brett: "Not much hommie what's good, BEEECH!"

Nick: "I like to go swimming at the, BEEECH!!!"
Brandon: "You mark ass beeech!"
by Chalgamolian Chalmpa July 20, 2009
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beetch

a lesser version of a beesh, a person who wishes to possess the quality that beesh holds
the beetch: ugh i wish i could be a beesh!
by christmaslover December 4, 2009
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buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 9, 2005
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