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While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.
Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.
Beechnut by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010
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Virginia Beechnut 

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.
The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.
Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!
beech-nut by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

beachnutbunny 

man i hate this stupid beachnutbunny
beachnutbunny by beachnutbunny June 13, 2024