beatfest

A prolonged, furious masturbation session, containing multiple climaxes

"I just copped a new porn. I'm about to have a beatfest."

by 512L September 13, 2003

beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Batheist

One who doesn't believe in showering.

Dude, you stink! Are you a batheist?

by some_blokat0r January 10, 2010

Beater bar

A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.

The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.

by Floydtibbs February 8, 2010

The Beatles

The Beatles were one of the most influential bands in the history of the universe. They truly helped to cultivate the music we hear today. They are one kick ass band. I love here comes the sun.

Some Tone-Deaf Kid: I hate the Beatles.

Me: YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!

by Possibly Sane July 9, 2006

The Beatles

If you wanna definition of the Beatles, just get a dictionary. Look under "awesome".

Waste of a Life: The Beatles are gay fags, they suck.

Me: What do you like, stupid dick, Linkin Park?

Waste of a Life: Yeah, they rock.

Me: Stupid @!#$

Waste of a Life: What?

Me: pull out machine gun Nothing.

I proceed to spray Waste of a Life with bullets. His head implodes into a medley of red gore and flesh (no brain, unsurprisingly). I take his Linkin Park CDs and burn them with a match. I play "Sgt. Pepper" really loud, and watch the REAL "gay fag" music burn.

by J Kode May 16, 2008

The Beatles

One of the most pleasing sounds of the 20th century... contrary to those anti-cliche, burn-the-bandwagon sorts' beliefs, the beatles merely had a "cute", teenage-girl PHASE... they've got some pretty strange trippy stuff as well.

Who knows how the Beatles named themselves? I don't.

by The Ignorant American. June 26, 2003