Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

d-bager

WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE BITCHES. Know your place you NC losers. D-bagers aka people from Darien, CT are obviously superior.

"I would have moved to New Canaan but then I wouldn't get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water."

by RICH DARIEN BRAT May 6, 2005

Baker's Pound

A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.

Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?

by Corey Baker April 16, 2007

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

d-bager

Someone from Darien that can acutally spell words like FAGGOT or PROBABLY, unlike people from New Canaan who might spell them faget and probaly. D-bagers are much smarter than people from New Canaan.

I'm a d-bager and I can spell unlike people from New Canaan.

Wow! D-bagers are much smarter and much better people than anyone from New Canaan.

by i'm smart April 6, 2005

pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.

God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!

by Kell Bell September 1, 2008