Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.

I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

backwards crow hop

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina

Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?

by Samantha kink March 31, 2020

Backwardism

A political ideology that believes in extreme conservatism, and a return to older times. However, unlike anarcho primitivism, backwardism only focuses on the negative parts of preindustrial society.

NO, NO, NO! I'm not an anarcho primitivst NOR a conservative. I believe in backwardism.

by taborok February 21, 2022

Backwards

They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.

Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."

Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."

Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022