Missouri Boat Ride

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

by blessure grave April 25, 2010

Mississippi boat ride

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.

Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

by mr_boatride January 4, 2010

boat load

Precisely one half of one fuck load.

"Get me two boat loads of mustard for my face."

by Moon Daddy February 26, 2008

Glass-Bottom Boat

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

little man in the boat

A clitoris. It looks like a little man in a boat. AKA little boy in the boat

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Man in the Boat with Anchor

In reference to man in the boat, which is a womans clitoris. The man in boat with anchor is in reference to a clit piercing.

Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"

by Utah Ski Bums May 21, 2010

Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008