Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)

Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold

by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024

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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015

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Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

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Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 06, 2018

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straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 09, 2021

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