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british airways

An airline that has absolutely no notion of how to deliver minimum customer expectations, but will shamelessly take their money through grossly overinflated and uncompetitive fares.

An airline staffed entirely by unyielding, militant unionists and sour, humourless battleaxes, who- despite being more than reasonably paid- would rather drive their employers into the ground than do an honest day’s work.

An airline that erroneously claims to the be the ‘world’s favourite’, but is actually the most reviled, useless, unreliable, staid and crap carrier in the Western World.

An airline that symbolises very prodigiously everything that has gone wrong with the country whose flag it flies.
'I'd love to see you and and the kids over Christmas, but I could only get a ticket with British Airways'.

Why would anyone fly British Airways these days?

I spent five days sleeping on the floor of Heathrow because of strikes by British Airways

Virgin Atlantic is so much better than British Airways

British Airways has given us no information, so we still don't know if we'll fly today
by Goat Rope February 24, 2011
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British

People with cricked ass teeth. Most of them have a boner for king Goerge the third because he screwed us americams
Those fucking British
by Piss wholes November 16, 2017
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British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.
Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.
by Empomeow March 29, 2019
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Going British

Driving on the left side of an American road.

Regardless of reason, explaining to the officer that you were "going British" ought to be plausible justification.

Also see "Going Scottish"
Oh nice bro, there aren't any red lights on this side. We'll use it. If anyone asks, were 'going British.'
by Midnight Z06 June 2, 2009
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british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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British Bitches

all those fine girls i didn't get to sleep with on my trip to london.
by DJ Sleepy Pimp January 19, 2004
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British Person

A person from England, Wales or Scotland. Northern Ireland is not included as the full formal title of the UK is 'the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Northern Ireland'. Ireland is not British. Britishness is sort of an umbrella nationality foisted upon people which has now partially grafted. Within Britain most people primarliy express their loyalties to either England, Walse or Scotland, depending on thier particular circumstances, and thereafter to Britainor not as in many cases.
British person. British person, british person.

A Scottish/Welsh person supporting an English athlete in the Olympics while supporting whoever plays England at just about any other sporting occassion!

The practice of English commentators describing Scottish/Welsh athletes as British while they are successful while using their primary nationality in defeat!
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