lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015

Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.

Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.

by JaD August 3, 2018

fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.

Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.

by Jasper73 August 8, 2019

Freeze Balls

You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.

Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.

by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020

nicks balls

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 23, 2021

Cutie Balls

a term created by me that is generally used as a term of endearment, as well as when referencing someone's testes (ones you might find particularly cute). The term can also be used when referencing anything particularly good.

Elizabeth: Look ! i just adopted a puppy !

Rose: awww cutie balls ! 🥺

*gets sent a dick pic*
Marie: omg cutie balls !

DD: i did really well on my AP exam !

Chris: that's so cutie balls ! good job !

by radiohorsecock May 9, 2021