awkwad

The act of being awkward while receiving a wad of ejaculatory fluids to the face.

Naomi was being awkward whilst Jeremy facialized her soft, beautiful face, therefore making her awkwad.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

Awkwamoment

When two guys , who are both straight, are watching a movie, televison, show commercial together and a kissing or erotic scene comes up.
Of course both are not gay but its still awkward to watch a kissing scene with your guy friend. Usually happens when watching a action movie and the hero kisses his girlfriend in the last scene.

Usually followed by awkward silence during the whole scene.

Watching Spiderman 3
Bill: Nice Venom got pwned.
John: I know man.
*Mary Jane and Peter Parker kiss*
Bill: uh.....
John: yeah......
Scene Ends
Bill: Woah just had a "awkwamoment" there buddy...

by slomowdaowd April 6, 2009

Thats Awkward

The words that come out of a shy persons mouth after they say a word incorrectly. Or in a awkward situation

Kacey:im broke as fuck Cole:Thats Awkward

by ColeAkaColton July 21, 2018

awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

by M_grigg November 21, 2007

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Awkward Nancy

Someone who appears to be uncomfortable in their own skin. Or, someone who appears to be uncomfortable in the world around them or with the social situation at hand.

It can also be used to describe oneself in a very awkward moment, or when one appears to be creepy or awkward to another person, unintentionally.

I am such an Awkward Nancy, as much as I try to act normal around him.

I didn't mean to creep you out, I'm just an Awkward Nancy.

by digitalruki May 22, 2009