Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

by D-McNasty January 1, 2012

Velcro Ass

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.

Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.

by YunChop January 13, 2018

ass in a sling

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude

You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!

by hummingharpman December 7, 2013

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.

Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Belt to ass

To whoop somebody ass.

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass

by 313mimi February 22, 2023

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Ass Womb

The space inside of a Person’s Anal Cavity

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.

by NexusCaesar September 11, 2020