Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.

Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.

by tmant August 24, 2016

Albino Starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.

Bitch didn't swallow so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.

by RedRubberv2 February 14, 2010

Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albania

The worst fucking country in the entire world.

Fuck Albania

by CroatianBirdSucker July 4, 2022

Albinomonkey

noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.

Dude, i think I just saw a white Ninja...

That must of been the crazy ass Albinomonkey!

by WitnessOfTheMonkey February 19, 2009

Albinegro.

The blackest white man you will ever see.

Man, what an albinegro. -.-

by Nick.Ragagagah! October 6, 2010