almsot

It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.

"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"

by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008

Almond Joy Boy

a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.

With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy.
also:
Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.

by rawrgrawrvicky January 14, 2009

Almond Joy

When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.

Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.

Ben: lucky bastard!

by really there are no names left September 23, 2010

Almond Rocca

A litter covered cat turd.

My litter box was full, so my dog just had a huge desert of almond rocca.

by imadeapoopie December 18, 2010

Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014

almondcookieisfruity

An amazing person who deserves the world, he is strong and he can get through anything if she puts their mind to it. I love them (in a platonic way) and they are very cool

-almondcookieisfruity Is a super cool mutual on tik tok!

-I agree!

by Starvixian July 7, 2021

Almost Famous

What talk show hosts or certain celebrities are called that have no reason being famous.

On TRL, Eminem made a comment about Carson Daily being almost Famous.

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008