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Bedsheet Cocktail Fart 

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.
Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.
Related Words

Tounge punch the fart box 

When someone licks someone else's butt hole or sticks their tounge inside someone else's butt hole
Dude last night I picked up a hooker and I asked her if she would tounge punch the fart box and she did!!!!

Pissed as a fart 

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
That Ass Can Fart by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.
“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”

Semen filled fart 

The act of fucking ur grandma and her farting while you cum
Fuck man I just gave my grandma a semen filled fart!
Semen filled fart by fartlicker67 January 11, 2022