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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016
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Blaich Job

An over the pants blow job given by SrA Tylin Blaich, preferably with teeth.
“Dude did you see that 45 year old SrA out there giving Blaich jobs at the bar last night?”
by The E-4 Mafia July 21, 2025
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Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023
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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017
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Top Job

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.
by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
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