tits

a watermelon mixed with boobs

"I love big massive tits Joe :)"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 8, 2021

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011

bum tit

Some who is a general suck-up cunt.

Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!

by The bum tit master March 17, 2014

June 25th National Send Tits Day

Send your tits to Kile

June 25th National Send Tits Day to kile

by onset June 25, 2021