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Scarlett Johansson 

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.
I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.
"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

St. John's Prep 

An all boys, Xaverian brothers sponsored high school in Danvers MA. Basically the best place on earth, as you get a grat education, meet some good friends, and watch some excellent all around high school athletics. Everyone knows our dances (especially girls) - they are the place to be if you are under 15 and dont know how to talk to girls. during the day, its a straight up brodeo. the prep is awesome
"Mike just graduated from St. John's Prep"
"Oh yeah. hes the man!"

Prep student's boss "where do you go to high school, son?"
Prep student "St. John's Prep"
Prep student's boss "Well why the hell didn't you say so? let me introduce you to my daughter..."

john deered 

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!
john deered by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

john the gayboy 

A guy who is in deep love with girls, yet somehow can't manage to get any. john
manage love somehow john the gayboy
john the gayboy by dwym February 22, 2011

John Dewey High School 

John Dewey High School is different from your average American high school... Dewey is the microcosm of America's diversity.

Located in Brooklyn's Gravesend, founded in 1969, named after John Dewey, it was known as a "hippie" high school in the 70's with the stoners wearing rainbow colors, playing their guitars nonchalantly while listening to psychedelic music. There were also the metalheads who listened to Anthrax.

It was named a New American High School in 2000, and was also ranked as one of America's Best High Schools in 2007. John Dewey High is known to have cycles instead of semesters, and bands instead of periods.

Dewey has some of the best teachers in NYC. We also have letter grades like: ME (the highest), M (it's okay), MC (dude, you're borderline failing), and R (retention or r for r u kiddin me how do you fail a class at Dewey you dumbass).

Nowadays, there are rarely any hippies, a fair share of emo and goth kids are interspersed. Occasionally, you'll see a kid rocking a BB, Slipknot, or RHCP shirt. There are some freaks, nerds, athletes, future doctors, musicians, aspiring actors, and so much more.

Dewey is diverse. It ranges from the vast population of Asians (mainly Chinese), followed by blacks, the Hispanics, the Middle Easterners, and the sizable amount of white people, mainly from Eastern Europe (Poland, Ukraine, Russia, etc.) There's a couple of Irish and Italian kids. Oh yeah, don't forget the Jews.

Famous alumni includes Michael J. Fox and Spike Lee.
Nick: So what high school did you get into?
Mark: JOHN DEWEY HIGH SCHOOL BABY!!
Nick: WHAT?! Isn't that the school that has a campus and the school where you can select your own classes?
Mark: Mhmm...
Nick: You're so lucky man! I got into Murrow. :/
Mark: Don't worry bro, it's basically the copy of Dewey. You're almost there. Almost.