slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022

Slap

Slip

Slip slap

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

by 92914 November 17, 2020

Slap

forcing your hand on someone's face really fast so it's like a punch but with your hand open

person 1: lemme Slap you
parson 2: bet!

by Switcher667 January 28, 2021

SLAP

stands for Sounds Like A Plan.

guy: hey wanna go to walmart later?

guy 2: yea SLAP

by ay20o0 January 31, 2021

Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch

Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick

by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021