She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

what is spoonks sexy

Spoonk is bi..wait no he's gay..wait no he's straight..wait no he's pan!..be the first to tell what spoonk from inkreaks sexy is!!

What IS spoonks sexy?

by Whatisspoonkssexy June 7, 2024

1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.

Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?

by Arti_i June 25, 2024

Ammar X Spook

A heartwarming ship for the duo "Ammar" and "Spook." Often used by fans or friends to describe their adorable chemistry, unique bond, or mutual shenanigans. The pairing is celebrated for its cozy vibes, inside jokes, and undeniable compatibility. Also known by its alternate name, Spookimar. If you know, you know.

Uwen: "yo what's the saying called for those two fags again?"

Cherry: "Ammar X Spook"

by Spookowo January 3, 2025

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026