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green sleeper

Eating too many Xanax and violently vomiting on your partners chest while having sex and promptly passing out on top of your partner sandwiching the vomit between your body’s
Jake got kicked out out of Ayanna’s house because he got her with the ole’ Green Sleeper.
by Yellatmyassrealloud October 26, 2019
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Hostile sleepover

The decision by numerous drunk and high party guests to sleep over at the hosts’ house without proper permission.

As in a hostile takeover, these party-shareholders acquire the target’s assets, such as sofa cushions and armchairs, and force the hosts to accept the merging of their bedrooms into communal cesspools.

The aftermath of a hostile sleepover may see animosity between the hosts and the guests, as well as the gutting of hosts’ refrigerators and towels as guests seek to serve short-term hunger and hygiene needs.
Mitchell and Andrew had a Halloween party, everyone brought a plus one, and by 2AM with six people passed out on the couch and on the floor, it was clear a hostile sleepover was about to take place.
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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karl sleeping

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping
by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020
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i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased
Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep
by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020
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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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Ludicrous Sleep Demons

Ludicrous Sleep Demons are demons from the LSD that kidnap unhappy people and take them to their own personal pocket dimension. The most notorious Sleep Demon is Bald James Charles, a floating head with the popular makeup artist, James Charles' face but missing his teeth and hair. BJC is currently watching over an unknown youtuber named Beneficial Gamer, and Princess Peach from the Mario series.
Help, I'm being taken by Ludicrous Sleep Demons.
by Ozzy-Lot July 22, 2020
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Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.
:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again
by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020
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