crack cock

The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.

"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."

by ariesjow August 24, 2005

Cauliflower Cock

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

cock handle

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!

Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)

by grace loftus August 11, 2006

Cock Blocka

A woman or lesbo blockin her friends from chatting with men or blockin her male friends so she can have her all.

hey britney, why s she blockin me from getting some ass? she s a real cock blocka..

by BLUE December 24, 2002

cock orgy

Male homosexual group sex of 8+ men or boys.

Daniel and Daniel went to the cock orgy down at Westfield Shopping Centre.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Cock Sandwich

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010

Mega-Cock

The burliest of all penis.

NOT ASIAN, usually black, Hugified penis. The Mega-Cock is a dangerous weapon once inserted in the uterus.

by rlle January 19, 2008