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Bro-Fist

The action of a man inserting his fist into another man’s anus.
I bro-fisted Jake last night.
by Johnny Skinny-Penis July 5, 2021
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bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.
Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude
by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021
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Hockey Bro

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro
by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022
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bro-knowledge

a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds
dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime

bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)

carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
by mcfriedness October 8, 2011
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Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.
Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura
by BobbieTime November 26, 2024
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Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
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