The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.

Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.

The Golden Rule by QuacksO April 5, 2019

The Green Lantern 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.

"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern

The Green Lantern by jakebeale July 26, 2019

the gargoyle 

the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor

John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*

the gargoyle by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

The Garfield by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

the gayest game 

Fortnite is the gayest game

Stfu up fortnite kid the gayest game

the gayest game by Fortnite is fucking gay July 15, 2020

The GitHub Political Party 

Advocates for a government where policy is managed via a respiratory hosting service that governs voluntarily via subscription plans. The GitHub Political Party would put in place a open-source government that stores revisions of projects for ideologies and policies.

In practice the Github party would advocate for a voluntary society in which groups and individuals maintain and develop their culture or interests whilst maintaining a pluralist attitude valuing philoxenia (a love of strangers). Their philoxenia & their pluralist attitude are valued by each of the societies, despite them being apart of various schools of thought because they all consider the possibility that the other society is more correct. Each of these societies evinces a willingness to update their theories as more evidence becomes available. These voluntary societies treat their ideas like code where there are willing to update to new versions, fork into separate versions experimenting with different ideas, and are willing to boot up older iterations with the knowledge they obtained with newer iterations.
Within these voluntary societies people will be able to vote with their feet or dollar ;in lieu of, diluted votes often associated with regular democracy.

Thanks to the GitHub Political Party all the political ideologies are living in harmony. People now live within the political systems they choose to or the political systems they dream up themselves – what a wonderful world. Where everyone is free to choose what they wish and create political systems untrammeled by basic b democracy.

The GitHub Political Party by MurdochMaxwell November 10, 2020

*the gay hand down* 

the way to tell if sumbody is gay...

just 🤚⬇️ them.

gay 1: hey u 🤚⬇️ *the gay hand down*
bi 1: no i’m 👈↕️

vibing in gay

*the gay hand down* by anonymous December 10, 2020