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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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bitch tits

by Bitchy women December 13, 2019
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Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.
You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.
by Radman1020 May 11, 2016
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Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on
Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
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joe's tits

''Have you seen Joe's tits?'' ''Yeah they're so very scrumptious and juicy I'd like to lick them.'' ''I bet they taste like beef.''
by ashyiro September 20, 2021
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tit gag

When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
Gabriel was tit gagged by her ginormous mommy milkers.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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