Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025

Happy Scribble

it's a freaking scribble with a smile on it what did you expect

DUDE I KEEP DYING TO HAPPY SCRIBBLE

by Borchian November 26, 2025

Happeningville

A metaphor for 21st century politics. How it never affects our daily lives. And how certain political actions never happen. Not a literal place.

Man, these politicians promised us free healthcare back in 2008. It appears we’ve been stuck in Happeningville for a while now.

by Corporatedrawer December 2, 2025

happy as a clam

Means extremely happy and contented.

The students were happy as a clam when they found out that December Break is close.

by ohengwovoavoavoavaosav December 3, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The happiest redditor is used to describe a miserable loser ass nigga who can't understand the definition of happiness, nd can't understand the concept of an opinion, so they have to shit on you and your goals and achievements to cope with the fact that they have nothing and nobody and that they will never have anybody

Some loser on reddit just shat on a person who beat cancer, he must be the happiest redditor.

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.

Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

Hapis

Profound grief or quiet suffering; a deep, inward sorrow carried silently rather than expressed openly. It is pain that lingers in the heart, heavy and enduring, often hidden behind calm or composure.

Ang hapis ng puso ko.

by Hannes Joziah January 6, 2026