douchebaggery

The simple, yet selfish, practice of being a douchebag.

He's displaying a higher than normal level of douchebaggery, I'm afraid…

by Lovepirate December 22, 2014

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015

douchebaggerist

Person or persons displaying douchebaggerer tendencies

This Douchebaggerist just asked if he could take a nude pic on my bike , told him to turn his hat around !

by addiktionink January 5, 2015

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015

douche canoe

He is a dickhead

That kid is such a douche canoe

by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015