Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

Peanut Butter Elder by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

BBQ Butter 

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

BBQ Butter by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

Duck Butter 

‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.

“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”

Duck Butter by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021

Rubbing Butter 

Butter you have to spread yourself on a food item.

”Granny hand me some of that good rubbing butter for my waffles”

Rubbing Butter by Shysky99 July 6, 2021

Glam Butter 

1. The same affect as truffle butter, after having consumed glitter pills. 2. Making your significant other take glitter pills for a week, the making sparkling truffle butter through a combination of anal and vaginal sex. 3. The substance or froth produced after having anal sex and vaginal sex with someone who has consumed a significant amo6of glitter pills.

My girlfriend has been taking glitter pills all week. This weekend I'm gonna work her up a thick glam butter.

Glam Butter by J.D.C. August 1, 2021

Peanut Butter Smack 

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

Peanut Butter Smack by RX1D August 15, 2021

Dad Butter 

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.

Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”

Dad Butter by Birdy96 August 23, 2021